I do not like learning new things! I like being able to think that I know more than everyone because I’m a genius and that’s just the way I am.

I am 19 years old. Brown hair, brown eyes, fair skin. People tell me that my eyes are sort of abyss-y (for lack of a better word) because they’re more black than brown so you really can’t see the pupils very well. I used to tell my friends that it was my mom’s fault, that she dropped me down the stairs, and consequently my eyes turned darker than they were supposed to be. Yeah it isn’t true. I don’t think… Hmmm.

So yeah, basically the point is… my eyes look like holes!

I just spent 5 minutes (I was actually waiting to spend like an hour but then it didn’t happen because I have the attention span of something without a lot of attention span) looking at various about me pages because it’s hard to think of things to write. I mean what do people actually want to read, what’s the point, how can I make it interesting?

But the truth is most About Me pages are so embarrasing! I mean if you’ve seen my previous ones. Embarrassing. This one is not likely not to follow the trend because I mean seriously. They’re embarrassing. So. I figured I’ll use reverse psychology on this mother fucker. I’ve tried to be as embarrassing as possible and so now it better be fucking amazing.

I laugh a lot a lot lot a lot a lot. And I also love to believe that I have a very unique, amazing, intelligent sense of humor. All you want in a man, I have in my humor. Fortunately for the sake of my correctness I do make people laugh, unfortunately the reason most people tend to laugh is because I’m clumsy and I contradict myself at least 20 times per sentence. Which is the opposite of intelligent. (If you catch my drift.) But I do still give myself unique and amazing!

I have always enjoyed writing. It was always a strong-suit, although I never really practiced the art enough to really get good at it. I figure now’s my chance to let out something I’ve managed in the back of my brain for so long. I would really like to pursue writing, and someday complete one novel. Only time will tell what will happen after that. It’s not like I want to publish this novel either, I just want to have the tenacity to finish it. But that’s not being honest at all I want people to love my book to fucking death and I want it to change their lives and then I want to make tons of money! That’s not entirely true either.

As you may be able to tell (isn’t that the worse sort of sarcasm), I’m extremely into graphics/web design. I think it will always remain a creative outlet; as in nothing that I will pursue as a career.

This is the Book List I am bent on completing someday soon. It is definitely subject to change.